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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

An AWESOME God

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 12, 2012 at 10:00AM

On the first day, God ninja kicked a lamp and there was light.

On the second and third day, He parted the waters and made dry land like WHOOSH! and POW!

On the sixth day, He made women with huge tits in skin tight leotards.

..And there was no seventh day, because nobody sleeps in comic books.

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Mr. Video. Pow!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 14, 2012 at 2:00PM

Swag man what it do.

Imma let y'all know about tosh.comedycentral… dot comb. They got thousands of funny photos, cool shirts, and so forth and so on- y'all get the point. And guess what when you order a order of ninety bucks or more? Just tell customer service that Jerry Video sent you and you'll get- no response.

Pow!

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