Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Feeding seagulls near people prank. Don't touch my bologna sandwich, you rat with wings.
- A bulletproof suit! James Bond's job just got easier.
- Dude nailed his testicles to the street because sure, that makes sense.
- 17 products that failed miserably. They're terrible.
- 27 products that you NEED. They're fucking awwwwesomeeeee.
- Hot girls in sports bras. Hit the gym, fellas.
- Idiot model told reporters that Marlon Brando, James Dean and Marilyn Monroe want to work with her sometime soon. …Just smile and look pretty.
- A new Justin Bieber/hooker meme. Go on with your bad self, internet.
- So many ducks! Yay. I love ducks.
- And 18 tear-jerking moments of soldiers reuniting with their dogs. Happy Veterans Day, and thanks for your service!
[video via Tastefully Offensive]