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The Rare Desert Vagina

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 12, 2014 at 10:00AM

They attract weak, male victims with promises of endless pleasure, then pretty much just eat them alive.

[via Break]

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10 Super Subway Passengers

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

There are few places on earth where you can expect to see more frightening/fascinating people than on the subway. I don't know what it is, but there's just something about an underground train that brings out the very best of the wingnuts.

Take our friend here for example. After a night out on the town he's riding home in the comfort of only his own skin, whilst enjoying one last brew for the road. He is who he is, and those are his balls. Deal with it.

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Big-Ass Litter Box

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 20, 2014 at 3:00PM

The kids promise if you buy them an ocelot they'll take care of it, but two weeks in you're the one slaughtering 3 chickens a day to feed the damn thing.

[via Acid Cow]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 11, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[still via YouTube]

And An Adorable One At That

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 6, 2013 at 5:00PM

What's next, my uncle peeing on a fire hydrant? (Get it? Because my uncle molested me.)

[via I Am Bored]