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Totes Fully Dilated

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 11, 2014 at 11:00AM

18 hours later: Exhausted. This baby smells funny. #AfterbirthEverywhere

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How's That Abstinence-Only Education Going?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 5, 2013 at 4:00PM

Of course Mountain Dew and weed prevents pregnancy. How are you gonna knock someone up if you're constantly playing Grand Theft Auto 5?

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You Were Going To What?

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 7, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I was originally going to cum in between her legs, but I was afraid we'd have a ten-foot baby."

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Slippery When Wet

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 29, 2013 at 6:00PM

No glass bottles. No horseplay. No diving. Oh, and no afterbirth.

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It's A Close Race

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 28, 2013 at 2:00PM

This is the best way to teach your kids about sex/make them obese.

[via Izismile]