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TOSH.0 BLOG Monday, May 20

I Get That A Lot

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 10, 2013 at 1:00PM

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I just don't know if I'm ready to start a family yet, generic bra models.

[via Izismile]

Parenting Is Really Hard, Okay?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 1, 2013 at 11:00AM

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You've reached a new low when you're about to beat your child with a hot dog.

[via The Chive]

I Often Associate Hockey With Fertility

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 11, 2013 at 12:00PM

A hundred mothers who dropped their daughters off in Red Wings jerseys are sobbing uncontrollably right now.

[via Failblog]

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Nothing Gross And/Or Disturbing Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 27, 2013 at 4:00PM

Amish people have the weirdest ultra sounds.

[via I am Bored]

Tags: 

belly

ew

gross

horse

lick

photo

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Pregnant

Classic Hero's Journey

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 16, 2013 at 11:00AM

The Little Dog That Pooped Puppies was one of my favorite books growing up!

If they'd only make a children's book out of this.

[via The Chive]

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birth

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Move Over, Ms. Pac-Man

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 19, 2012 at 11:00AM

A bar in Minnesota has installed a pregnancy test dispenser in the women's bathroom.

Accordingly, the men's bathroom now has a "gun with a single bullet" dispenser.

[via The Mary Sue]

Coors Lite Basically Tastes Like Naval Lint Anyway

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 7, 2012 at 1:00PM

Because women aren't disappointed enough after I take my shirt off.

[Via Ugliest Tattoos]

Back To School

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 14, 2012 at 2:00PM

Now all you need are hangers. And a Trapper Keeper.

[via Imgur]

Tags: 

back

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Because I Care About You

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 3, 2012 at 5:00PM

So when a bunch of babies are born on April 4th 2013, I don't want to hear about it.

[via Imgur]

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Sketchy Family Photo

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 27, 2012 at 3:00PM

Can we erase this whole memory or just the charcoal off your stomach?

[via Awkward Family Photos]

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