OH MY GOD THAT WOMAN ATE A BABY.
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Ma'am, we don't want to alarm you, but you're baby is enormous and has terrible taste in music.
[via Acid Cow]
She's from Florida, and her name is Shardonnay. There's no way this kid WASN'T going to be born in a McDonald's bathroom.
The newborn was promptly rinsed off in the ball pit and swaddled in McMuffin wrappers.