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How's That Abstinence-Only Education Going?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 5, 2013 at 4:00PM

Of course Mountain Dew and weed prevents pregnancy. How are you gonna knock someone up if you're constantly playing Grand Theft Auto 5?

[via Buzzfeed, Think Progress]

Juggalo Mom To Be

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 4, 2013 at 6:00PM

Ma'am, we don't want to alarm you, but you're baby is enormous and has terrible taste in music.

[via Acid Cow]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 17, 2013 at 1:00PM

She's from Florida, and her name is Shardonnay. There's no way this kid WASN'T going to be born in a McDonald's bathroom.

The newborn was promptly rinsed off in the ball pit and swaddled in McMuffin wrappers.

[via UPI]

16 And Pregnant And Gross And Weird

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 16, 2013 at 2:00PM

What better way to tell the world you're expecting than with a through-the-pants salad tossing in an abandoned warehouse?

[via Scrotum Coat]

But Who's The Father?

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 4, 2013 at 8:00PM

Exactly how I envisioned the 'NSync reunion.

[via Izismile]

See? Your Mom's Not That Bad After All

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 5, 2013 at 12:00PM

If your baby physically survives this photo shoot, it will die of embarrassment fifteen years later.

[via UberHumor]