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Can't Wait For Christmas Morning

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 23, 2013 at 4:00PM

I'm not sure what pissed the wife off more. A giant penis shaped present under the tree or the fact that she got a vacuum for Christmas.

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Works EVERY Time

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 14, 2013 at 12:00PM

Better than getting her that heart toggle necklace.

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Kayla's Making Mommy's Present This Year

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 12, 2012 at 11:00AM

It's a hundred times better than any package Dad's gonna give her.

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Debbie Downer Made The Local Paper

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 21, 2011 at 11:00AM

Debbie Downer made the paper. And I'm not even talking about Kevin Mack. Who's clearly just mad because people constantly tell him he looks like Shia LaBeouf.

But what the fuck, Brittany Wellman?? A used copy of Super Troopers should be on the list of the BEST gifts you've ever received. Ungrateful brat.

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BOOKS FOR CHRISTMAS?!?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 23, 2010 at 5:00PM

This is exactly how I'm going to react on Saturday when my grandma gives me a poncho. Every year. A new poncho.

Ponchos aren't toys, Meema. Poo. I said POO!

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