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Someone shared this image of "My Dad's Christmas Tree" on Reddit.
Well, hey, at least your dad will have more money for vodka — which for some reason I'm guessing brings him more joy than any holiday.
[via Reddit]
On the eighth day of Tosh, we give to thee, Maids a-milking…
Swans a-swimming, Geese a-laying, Golden Rings, Calling Birds, French Hens, Turtle Doves, and a Partridge In A Pear Tree.
Holiday TITTIES!
On the seventh day of Tosh, we give to thee, Swans a-swimming…
Geese a-laying, Golden Rings, Calling Birds, French Hens, Turtle Doves, and a Partridge In A Pear Tree.
I'm sure she's got at least seven swans in there.
It's been awhile since we had a good FFFFUUUU comic on the blog. I thought this one fit the Christmas spirit.
Socks kick ass 'cause they keep your mutha-fuckin' toesies warm!
Plus, super bonus gift, that means one less trip you have to make to the goddamn sock store.
Socks! Best present ever!!
[via EPICponyz]
Get a bad holiday gift?
No need to worry. There's a website out there for you. Why? Because it's the world wide web, that's why.
*Sigh.* I feel like I say that everyday at this job. (Because I do).
Anyway, this idea's kind of entertaining — you go this site, Badgiftemporium.com, post what you've got to pawn off (like the Mexican jumping beans above), and a buyer finds you.
It's kind of like eBay. Except, well, there is no "except." You can probably find all these awful gifts on eBay too. Ah, well. Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
Especially when it's ironic, right? Check it out, it looks just like Urban Outfitters!
I know what you're thinking: it's too late to buy Christmas presents.
But it's never too late after you see our special Tosh.0 gift guide. Why?
Because it's dramatically way better than the dumb kitchen towels and golf tees that you bought for your family, guaranteed. So buckle up, get out your wallets, and get ready to buy some weird holiday gifts online.
The full list is after the jump, so JUMP!
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