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He will do everything in his power to reach a unanimous compromise with your pussyhole.

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Four years later, and Obama's still cleaning up Bush's mess. Thank you, good night, I'm here all week, unless I get fired because of this post. #VAGINAHUMOR

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Last night on Fallon, Obama stopped by slow jam the news, proving that he is pretty damn cool.

Though not quite as black as Brian Williams.

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"Mike," I hear none of you saying, "why don't you ever inform us of the latest in Internet-related current events?"

Good question!  The Internet isn't all Halloween lights and stripper pumpkins.

For instance, yesterday, President Obama became the first president to launch his own Tumblr.

Does this mean the President will be reblogging all of your favorite animal pics?  Probably.

So, Mr. President, as part of my civic duty, I hereby present to you this image that I reblogged on my Tumblr for use on the presidential Tumblr…

It feels good to finally be an active member of our participatory government.  God bless America.

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Hush little baby, don't say a word, Obama's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

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Haha. Silly President. Look at him speaking over the national anthem. And touching his glass before the Queen. What a doofus. We all knew not to do that.

It's like, learn your manners, you crazy American!

What is this, a luau? I don't think so! This is England. You don't just say nice words about a woman in front of a crowd whenever you want!

You can take the guy out of Hawaii but you can't take the Hawaii out of the guy.

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Omigod are you the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden? Big fan. Huuuuge fan. The hugest.

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That's how determined Obama is to piss off Republicans: He died and still remained president.

Now I'm going to run upstairs and pitch Comedy Central my new show idea: Ghost President.

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