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Tim Tebow is EXCITED

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 26, 2012 at 6:00PM

We all know that when Tim Tebow finds something he likes, he runs with it.

And sometimes that makes him look stupid.

[via BWE]

Madonna Loathes Hydrangeas

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 7, 2011 at 11:00AM

To prevent such a tragedy from ever occurring again, I have compiled a comprehensive list of everything Madonna loathes:

Tulips, apples, tea, cookie cakes, brunettes, shoes, nurses, lined paper, whiskers on kittens, Breaking Bad, dryer sheets, drawers, slippers, robes, dishwashers, air conditioning, skiing, online shopping, lawn chairs, Mai Tais, Hawaii, The Maldives, France, brownies, syrup, pancakes, kissing, lotion, eggs, butter, the number three, warm woolen mittens, staplers, apartments, houses, cars, eyelashes, roses, Springtime, air, water, milk, babies, grass, yogurt, frozen yogurt, people, aliens, dogs, cats, kangaroos, toilets, hotels, beds, sheets, free stuff, iPhones, thumbtacks, notes, irons, Droids, the color pink, Star Wars, Star Trek, nails, fingers, hands, pencils, pebbles, lakes, poetry, long walks, the beach, long walks on the beach, sand, Facebook, dolphins, snails, People magazine, teachers, computers, Moe's Southwest Grill, rhinestones, pearls, diamonds, charity, sunflowers, farmer's markets, clouds, and, of course, hydrangeas.

Now we all know.

[via Dlisted]

Ready The Troops: The President of the Czech Republic Stole A Pen

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 13, 2011 at 2:00PM

This is how the Trojan War started, right?

Paris took a pen from the King of Sparta? It was the most beautiful pen in all the world. King Menelaus wanted it back so he recruited his brother and they attacked the city.

It's been a while since I've seen Troy but I think that's the plot.

Czechs better watch out.

[via Videogum]

In This Week's Show

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 26, 2010 at 1:33AM

In tonight's episode, Daniel defended his brothers at an anti-gay press conference in Uganda.

But that's not all. You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

Finally, check out every single clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.

The Tiger Woods Press Conference

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 19, 2010 at 4:00PM

…should have been one sentence.

A date.

When are you going to play golf again?

I'm infinitely more pissed at Tiger Woods for wasting our time than for cheating on his wife.

Tiger, I realize you'll have to be doing a lot more masturbating now that your sex life is essentially over, but all this moral masturbation is just fucking annoying.