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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, May 22

Give Yourselves A Pat On The Tits

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 25, 2013 at 10:00AM

Oh, the drinks are still expensive. But now they buy their clothes at Hot Topic.

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

bar

boobs boobies

cheap

cheapest

pride

proud

strippers

texan

texas

tits

topless

With Enough Neglect, Anything's Possible

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 8, 2012 at 11:00AM

Her report card came back with straight Double-D's.

[via Acid Cow]

You Tell 'Em!

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 12, 2012 at 11:00AM

Sorry, Spanaiards.

[Via The Chive]

Big Story

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 12, 2012 at 10:00AM

That's just what happens if you let the confederate flag touch the ground.

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

beard

confederate

eat

flag

forced

man

pride

southern

The Club No One Wants To Join

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 26, 2011 at 1:00PM

This is one of those long-term commitment clubs that's impossible to get out of.

How many times do I have to unsubscribe from your email list!?!?

[thanks Brittany]

Tags: 

car

club STD

disease

florida

pride

std

sticker

Misplaced Pride

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 26, 2010 at 4:00PM

Let me rephrase that question…

"What part of your HERITAGE are you most proud of?"

[via The High Definite]

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