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The Ultimate Submission

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 4, 2013 at 11:00AM

After wrestling only each other for years, the fire just wasn't burning quite as hot anymore.

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A Nation's Pride

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 30, 2013 at 11:00AM

Are those LIVESTRONG bracelets or just keepsakes from their most recent trip to the ER?

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10 Odes To America

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 5, 2013 at 3:00PM

In honor of our great nation's birthday, it only seems appropriate that we take some time to celebrate all of the things that make America so wonderfully American. It's a time of year that always inspires overwhelming national pride, which we appropriately celebrate by stuffing our faces, punishing our livers, and occasionally throwing some fireworks in the shower with our roommates.

Click below to help make the rest of your weekend patriotic as shit…

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Give Yourselves A Pat On The Tits

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 25, 2013 at 10:00AM

Oh, the drinks are still expensive. But now they buy their clothes at Hot Topic.

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With Enough Neglect, Anything's Possible

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 8, 2012 at 11:00AM

Her report card came back with straight Double-D's.

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