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There wasn't a dry eye in the house. Especially Ping, whose retinas were scraped by bird claws.

[via Izismile]

That was God. He says "WHATTUUUP."

[via Prochan]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Exclusive Interview was with Krispy Kreme (above)
• We found a metrosexual hillbilly 
• A black guy, a priest and a rabbi got on a plane
• We watched what happens when you hit cars with a bulldozer in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel created the Shot.0
• And Daniel asked you to watch something gross and send in your reactions.

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Big Muscles and Boobs (above)
• Hoop Launch
• Orbital Sander on Foot
• Oh No! Oh Dear God, No!
• A Black Guy, a Priest, and a Rabbi
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Bulldozer Rampage
• Frustrated Asian Driver
• Exclusive Interview: Krispy Kreme
• The Man Shot
• Pretty Bridge

According to Geekologie,

"The app takes users through the sacrament – in which Catholics admit their wrongdoings – and allows them to keep track of their sins.

It also allows them to examine their conscience based on personalised factors such as age, sex and marital status – but it is not intended to replace traditional confession entirely."

Ah, yes. An app on your phone that allows you to keep track of your sins. As if your girlfriend didn't have enough ammo as is.

A number of Tosh.0 blog readers have complained that my posts are too wordy; that I ramble on, needlessly belaboring otherwise simple ideas in claustrophobic compound sentences utilizing outmoded punctuation like the semicolon.  They get bored reading it.

But what about me?  Do you guys ever think about me?!?

I have to read all of your comments.  Do you think that's fun, every single day, pouring over your long offensive grammatically-suspect comments?

So Mark is right: Sometimes you have to keep it simple.

Give me three words, and I'll give you your Fan Favorite choice.  "Motorcycle Priest Guy" it is.

And in return, I'll try to simplify my discourse on occasion too.

Titties.

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