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"They're gonna take all the Choco Tacos!!!!!!!!!!"

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Part of the Midwest died that day, too.

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Good thing Camilla de Vil isn't around to see this.

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This is what it sounds like when doves chwi.

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Dude, you still have pizza left!

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Welcome to America. Where Prince kicks Kim Kardashian off stage for not dancing.

Come on, Kim. This is the U.S. of A. We dance here! Just ask Judson Laipply and Daniel Tosh, the stars of tonight's Web Dance-Off. You can't just stand there clapping off beat. No matter how famous your ass is.

Tune in tonight at 10 for the kind of moves Prince would approve of.

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In an interview with Elle magazine, Ryder said she doesn't use the Internet, "but apparently you can find out everything on it".

I love that quote. It sounds like something my grandpa would say as he slowly reclines his adjustable bed. You know, when he was a kid, he could only sit around and watch his own cat try to play the keyboard.

It was a simpler time.

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In an interview with the Mirror, Prince explained why his music isn't available on iTunes or YouTube:

"The internet's completely over. I don't see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won't pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can't get it.

The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good.

They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."

Well I guess I'll just throw in the towel now since my whole career is based on something as outdated as MTV. Whatever. It's fine. I haven't been able to think straight lately anyway with all the NUMBERS floating around in my head!!

Numbers and cats, numbers and cats. That's all there is on this obsolete information highway.

Now where the fuck is my music box? I want to listen to Batdance!

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