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Reminding us of that age old question: Which is worse, living through a zombie apocalypse or having a job?
[via The High Definite]
Some people call it gross. I call it "multitasking."
In the future, will you be able to "print" a hamburger from a link you found on McDonalds.com?
If lazy scientists have their way, the answer will be "yes."
That's what a group at Cornell University are working on. You load up some "edible food 'inks'" and print out tasty treats such as "chocolates, cookies, and even domes of turkey meat" — at least that's what they've accomplished so far.
I greatly look forward to a future where my "milk" cartridge runs out so I have to print my coffee black, or where my computer loses communication with my printer so I starve.
And I find it hard to believe this would be cheaper than just ordering in delivery. Have you seen ink prices recently? If a cartridge of plain black ink runs as much as $20, I'd probably be paying more than the price of a meal just to get a new cartridge of gravy!
Then you'd have to worry about viruses. I visit the wrong porn site and suddenly my meatloaf tastes funny!
And with that joke, I retire. Meatloaf.
It's like that scene from Office Space…
Except it's in a British accent, so it's like watching the original British version of The Office…
Except it stars a cat, so it's lame…
So it's like watching the original British version of The Office.