"I am totally outraged to hear that the government took one of the detainees waterboarding 183 times. Many of us here at Kaua'i have to work two or three jobs just to make ends meet and hardly ever get to go to the beach anymore. Why should the prisoners get to have all the fun?"
What to make of this? It's a riddle wrapped in an enigma.
Is the person who wrote the letter to the editor playing a joke on the newspaper? And if so, did the editor print it as a joke for the readers? Did he think it was funny because this guy was serious? Or did he get played by a prankster? Or did College Humor just make this whole mess up?
Whoops! Nope. Here it is. And people wonder why print media is failing.
[via College Humor]