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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

Hold Onto The Receipt, Donald Trump May Ask To See It

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 11, 2013 at 3:00PM

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He will do everything in his power to reach a unanimous compromise with your pussyhole.

[via Izismile]

God Bless America

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 4, 2013 at 3:00PM

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Great, now I'm able to hold hands with the girlfriend I don't have.

[via Neatorama]

Sounds Tempting, But…

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 3, 2013 at 4:00PM

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I prefer to make my own.

[via Break]

I Like Eggs

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 29, 2013 at 3:00PM

"…But are they dick-shaped enough???"-Rollie inventor

[via TheAsSeenOnTVBlog]

These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 25, 2013 at 1:00PM

Just the AIDS, please. I'm on a health kick lately.

[via Break]

I'm Guessing This Is A European Thing

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 28, 2013 at 11:00AM

For those of you who honestly thought this product had to do with fingering babies, guess what: you may be right. We don't know! LOL.

[via I Am Bored]

America, We Have Heard Your Cries

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 19, 2012 at 5:00PM

"I pet my cat once in 1998. Isn't that enough?!"

[via I Am Bored]

BREAKING: New Tosh DVDs Now Available For Pre-Order!

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 13, 2012 at 3:00PM

Wondering what to get for yourself once you've returned all your shitty Christmas presents?

WONDER NO MORE. Both Deep V's AND Cardigans + Casual Jackets will be available for purchase on 12/21 (if the world is still here), or you can pre-order them today!

Check out Daniel in Deep V's on DVD and Blu-ray.

And get some Cardigans + Casual Jackets, exclusively at Walmart.

Happy Holidays, and more importantly: you're welcome.

Nothing Says 'Girls' Like 'Half Functionality'

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 3, 2012 at 1:00PM

I hear the pink one even comes with a pair of oven mitts and a dish scrubber!

My niece is gonna be so excited.

[via I Heart Chaos]

Hooray?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 19, 2012 at 1:00PM

I was wondering when the sequel to my asshole was coming out.

[via Izismile]

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