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He will do everything in his power to reach a unanimous compromise with your pussyhole.

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Great, now I'm able to hold hands with the girlfriend I don't have.

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I prefer to make my own.

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"…But are they dick-shaped enough???"-Rollie inventor

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Just the AIDS, please. I'm on a health kick lately.

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For those of you who honestly thought this product had to do with fingering babies, guess what: you may be right. We don't know! LOL.

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"I pet my cat once in 1998. Isn't that enough?!"

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Wondering what to get for yourself once you've returned all your shitty Christmas presents?

WONDER NO MORE. Both Deep V's AND Cardigans + Casual Jackets will be available for purchase on 12/21 (if the world is still here), or you can pre-order them today!

Check out Daniel in Deep V's on DVD and Blu-ray.

And get some Cardigans + Casual Jackets, exclusively at Walmart.

Happy Holidays, and more importantly: you're welcome.

I hear the pink one even comes with a pair of oven mitts and a dish scrubber!

My niece is gonna be so excited.

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I was wondering when the sequel to my asshole was coming out.

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