Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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It's one thing to be too lazy to go to the gym, but if you're going to cheat it, at least don't be lazy with your Photoshopping.
You're just sitting on your ass in front of a computer. How hard is that? Spend a little more time with your resizing.
[via Reddit]
It's time we take a stand against any Facebook profile picture that isn't a unicorn petting a cat.
Change begins right now.
We're like the Tea Party! Except with a much greater purpose.
[pic via PIU]
Twitter user Guy Dayan (aka @guygo) created a cool little Twitter "hack" reminiscent of when people started hacking their Top 8 back in the golden days of Myspace.
By encouraging 30 people to change their Twitter profile image and then following those 30 people in a particular order, Guy was able to transform his list of who he is following into an image of a bird. (Watch his whole process above.)
To fully comprehend the experience, I decided to try to recreate his Twitter bird design with my own account. And, yes, I was successful.
Problem is, I then decided it's about time I started following America's Funnyman Neil Hamburger and that jerk unintentionally screwed up my awesome Twitter bird.
So basically, this Twitter hack is great, assuming two things:
1) You never want to follow anyone else again.
2) The 30 people don't conspire against you to change the image from a bird to someone's balls or something.
Oh, that reminds me: I am looking for 30 volunteers that are willing to use a harmless pic that I'll send them, as their profile pic. And by harmless, I mean it's probably 1/30th of a pic of someone's balls.
Oh, so the moral of the story: This probably foreshadows the end of Twitter, just like it foreshadowed the end of Myspace.
Good riddance.
Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.
Hm… Something awful, ey?
Um, I could post your Twitter profile pic for everyone to see? It's pretty awful.
Meh. That's awful, but I don't think it's Web Redemption awful.
But you can always watch on June 2nd. You may have gotten a Web Redemption and didn't even know it!!
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