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Don't just toss it in the dumpster, consider giving your newborn to a couple dressed as a firefighter and a slutty nurse.
You can't choose them, and you don't always like them, but your siblings are some of the most important people in your life. They're your first friends. The first people you share your secrets with. The first people you play cowboys and Indians with. Or, if you're the brothers pictured above, they're the first people you play 1970s personal injury attorneys with.
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