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Somewhere, there's a big fat Italian lady playing middle linebacker.

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"Dude remember back in '13 when we did that birth skit so you could ask Sarah to prom?"

"Yeah man that was the shit! I got so much attention that day."

Watch Daniel respond to prom proposals here! Don't worry, nobody wore a diaper.

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Congratulations to Alexa Darrin/Byte Size Films, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

Don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

Dear Mila Kunis,

Sgt. Scott Moore, of the 3rd Battalion 2nd Marines in Musa Qala, Afghanistan, would like to take you to the Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina on November 18th.

You can answer Scott at gowithmemila@gmail.com.

P.S. Just rewatched "Date Night" and you were very funny in that. Now do the fucking right thing.

Love,

Everyone

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No, you dumbass.

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No.

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Somebody get Julz' boyfriend a totem. Stat!

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Say please. Keep your shoelaces tied. Wash your hands. Don't tell lies. Buckle up. Don't go swimming for 30 minutes after you eat. Respect your elders. Don't steal.

These are important lessons we all learn early on in life. And as we go into adulthood, we take these lessons with us.

But there are some things our parents and teachers don't explicitly warn us about. And we have to learn those lessons the hard way.

For example, don't propose in public unless you're pretty sure she'll say yes. And don't propose in a mall food court unless you're pretty sure she's blind and deaf and can't tell where you are.

Lessons learned.

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Look, here's the deal…

Your dad was lying to you about underage drinking, marijuana, all hallucinogenics, sex, masturbation, pornography, prostitutes, sports gambling, table gaming, poker, public urination and church…

BUT THIS ONE YOU SHOULD TRUST HIM ON!

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Their kids are going to look exactly like the Green Giant.

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