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Back Off, Dudes. This Body's For God.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 5, 2013 at 4:00PM

Don't worry, they retract back into her skin when she no longer feels threatened.

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No Insects, Still Itchy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 19, 2013 at 4:00PM

Makes you impervious to bugs and any type of social interaction.

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Is That A Threat?

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 12, 2013 at 5:00PM

Best Roller Derby team name ever.

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Protecting Young Shoppers

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 26, 2011 at 4:00PM

Controversy at a Harps Food Store in Mountain Home, Arkansas, where "Family Shields" were placed over the cover of Us Weeklys that featured an image of Elton John with his partner and their new baby.

Oh, I get it!  We'll protect kids today from having to see a gay couple with a baby, but no one's going to protect me from having to listen to "Bennie & the Jets" a thousand times on classic rock radio.

Screw you, America!  Your priorities are all fucked up.

Anyway, a campaign on Twitter eventually helped get the "Shields" taken down.

You know what to do next, Twitter.  Let's get that anti-"Bennie & the Jets" campaign rolling.

Bennie!  Bennie!  Bennie!  …and the Jeh-eh-ets!

Great.  Now it's in my head.

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