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Seems a little hypocritical considering how flaming he is.

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Bill Wisth has a problem. It's not his running tab at a seafood restaurant nor is it the fact that he weighs 350 pounds. Bill's issue is that a place claiming to be "all-you-can-eat" would have the nerve to cut him off after just 20 pieces of fish.

To demonstrate his displeasure, Bill has vowed to picket outside Chuck's each Sunday "until the restaurant rethinks what happened."

Not a bad place to be every weekend considering, "Well, they do have like some of the best pizza in town, if you like deep dish."

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He is the 99 cent.

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Whoa!  Don't be hasty there.  Can't we have both jobs AND penis??

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What doesn't kill you only makes your wrists stronger.

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The safe word is Obamacare.

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Let's hope the protesters who live in Vegas, stay in Vegas.

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Lactose intolerance stops here.

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He's still very confused about when it's his turn to speak.

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"Proud" and "awesome" sluts are marching in Toronto for their right to dress like ho bags. The protest is in response to a male cop who advised women to "avoid dressing like sluts" in order not to be victimized.

That police officer is sure going to be sorry for his remarks. Look at those hundreds of women in lingerie. Boy, is he going to be sorry.

Susan B. Anthony once said, "Oh, if I could but live another century and see the fruition of all the work for women!"

Welp.

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