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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Zombie Protester

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 4, 2011 at 12:00PM

The safe word is Obamacare.

We received over 500 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by John Huntington.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Zombie Protester

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 31, 2011 at 4:00PM

Let's hope the protesters who live in Vegas, stay in Vegas.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Human Meat

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 5, 2010 at 12:00PM

We received nearly two thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Paul Woodland.

"My baloney has a first name… and a SSN."

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Human Meat

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 1, 2010 at 4:00PM

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

"Ugh.  You're out of human fillets?  These things are such a pain to debone."

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