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Slept Like A Baby

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 13, 2014 at 8:00PM

One of the rare times it would be a better idea to get deep dish slice instead of hand tossed.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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deep dish

drunk

girl

passed out

pizza

public

sidewalk

sleep

Casual Disney Fan

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 12, 2014 at 1:00PM

He sold his dignity to an undersea sorceress for a sweet pair of leggings.

[via Izismile]

Whatever You Say, Hole In The Floor

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 25, 2014 at 3:00PM

I just had a run-in with an uptight prostitute with the exact same rule.

[via Break]

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bathroom

ground

hole

number 1

number 2

pee

piss

poop

public

restroom

shit

toilet

Tax Dollars At Work

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 24, 2014 at 10:00PM

But seriously, why watch porn on that monitor when there’s a 27-inch iMac on the other side of the cube?

[via Imgur]

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computer

grandpa

iMac

library

nsfw

nudity

porn

public

That's No Way To Treat Chicken Strips

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 19, 2014 at 9:00PM

I always opt for honey mustard as a dipping sauce but I've never tried random pee splash. So I can't knock it.

[via The Chive]

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bathroom

chicken

chicken strips

gross

pee

public

sauce

urinal