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My Stop Is Poop Ave.

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 18, 2013 at 8:00PM

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Plunged four toilets this morning. Still cleaner than the subway pole.

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Oh, Mondays

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 17, 2013 at 10:00AM

That's what happens when you keep lullabys on your iTunes.

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We All Have Places To Be

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2013 at 10:00AM

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Which is scarier: what he's coming home to, or touching anything on the subway?

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I Bet He's Dreaming About Owning A Car

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 23, 2013 at 4:00PM

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"I know there's plenty of room, but do you think I could sit on his lap anyway?"

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You Say Tomato, I Say Person Riding The Subway

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 9, 2013 at 10:00AM

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"Has Tyler been working out? He's turned into a real beefsteak!"

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Sometimes You Just Need A Snuggle Buddy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 1, 2013 at 10:00AM

Watch out, dude. Three more stops and he'll be asking for a drawer at your place.

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Rush Hour Is So Exhausting

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 28, 2013 at 2:00PM

Ugh I hate it when people waste perfectly good lap space!

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This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 19, 2013 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

He also plays the bus and the cab!

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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He Doesn't Fit In Cabs (Plus They're Expensive)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 12, 2013 at 4:00PM

"I've seen weirder." -Everyone in NYC

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Crap! I Fell Asleep With My Contacts In

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 13, 2012 at 2:00PM

His hoodie doubles as a shit-that-falls-out-of-your-mouth catcher.

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