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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 18

I Bet He's Dreaming About Owning A Car

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 23, 2013 at 4:00PM

trainboner

"I know there's plenty of room, but do you think I could sit on his lap anyway?"

[via Izismile]

You Say Tomato, I Say Person Riding The Subway

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 9, 2013 at 10:00AM

tomato

"Has Tyler been working out? He's turned into a real beefsteak!"

[via The Clearly Dope]

Sometimes You Just Need A Snuggle Buddy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 1, 2013 at 10:00AM

Watch out, dude. Three more stops and he'll be asking for a drawer at your place.

[via Acid Cow]

Rush Hour Is So Exhausting

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 28, 2013 at 2:00PM

Ugh I hate it when people waste perfectly good lap space!

[via The Clearly Dope]

This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 19, 2013 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

He also plays the bus and the cab!

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Insanee]

He Doesn't Fit In Cabs (Plus They're Expensive)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 12, 2013 at 4:00PM

"I've seen weirder." -Everyone in NYC

[via Izismile]

Crap! I Fell Asleep With My Contacts In

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 13, 2012 at 2:00PM

His hoodie doubles as a shit-that-falls-out-of-your-mouth catcher.

[via Barstool]

What's Better Than Memory Foam?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 12, 2012 at 2:00PM

Luckily for him he sat next to this woman and not Kate Hudson.

[via Izismile]

I Hate Taking the Subway…

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 16, 2011 at 12:00PM

Some days I can barely stomach it.

[via I Am Bored]

Ever Seen a Bus Give Birth to an Asian Woman?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 1, 2011 at 10:00AM

We've all heard the stereotype about Asian women drivers, but turns out they have trouble with public transportation as well.

In the future, ma'am, you can feel free to just pull the cord and we'll open the door for you instead of trying to shove your head through it.

[via I Am Bored]

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