puke

If you don't wake up with puke in your mullet, you're doing it wrong.

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One of you commented that you wanted "only puke" on the blog.

Well, here you go…

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Viewers take Tosh up on the challenge to eat an entire bar of 100% cacao chocolate.

This isn't the first time we've seen squats that lead to projectile vomiting. But I especially like this woman's carefree approach.

Just my stomach fluid spewing out of my mouth, no cause for alarm, people.

And to think I've used a sneeze as an excuse to abandon a workout altogether.

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Daniel and friends created the most perfect Internet video of all time. It combines weird fetishes with kittens, fire, boobs, and puke. There is literally nothing more you could ask for.

For more perfection, tune in to the SEASON 2 FINALE OF TOSH.0 THIS WEDNESDAY at 10:30pm/9:30c on Comedy Central!

Dear Creatures is selling a Blog Writer Dress for those of us who prefer not to work naked:

"As a full-time blog writer, you know that there?s no reason to sacrifice ease in the name of style when you?re swanning around for hours pantsless with your laptop in tow… Transition from typing at home to meeting up with your readers for cupcakes by adding a fitted blazer."

I like that it looks somewhat like a hospital gown. That way, when endless days of puke, porn, and puppies finally drive us mad, we'll already feel comfortable in our insane asylum apparel.

I'll transition from my hospital bed to my padded cell by adding a fitted straight jacket.

In the meantime, who wants cupcakes?

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We've seen Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipops. And we've seen Bacon Flavored Coffee Syrup. While both of those immediately made the list of things you will try before you die, no bacon flavored treat is as exciting as this.

It's bacon soda. It's what the contents of your stomach taste like after you drive through McDonald's in the morning. In a word, it's delicious (disgusting).

Can you pass the Grey Poupon? I need to rinse the vomit out of my mouth.

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Weddings are disgusting.

Apparently someone on the 5th floor walkway is trying way too hard to make a video to get him on Tosh.0.

Godspeed.

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Finally, an answer to your all-time favorite question! Where's the puke?