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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Halloween Clowns

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 28, 2011 at 12:00PM

Ronald McDonald's milkshake brings all the clowns to the yard.

We received over 900 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Heidi Jedinak.

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Mommy, Where Do Jack-o'-Lanterns Come From?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 28, 2011 at 10:00AM

Come on!  You already used a knife.  Just get it out with a Caesarean section!

[via STFU, Parents]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Halloween Clowns

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 24, 2011 at 4:00PM

Works way better than our old "Keep Away Trick-or-Treaters" sign.

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The Human Centipede-o'-Lantern

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 20, 2011 at 4:00PM

"First we sew their pumpkin pie holes to their assho-lanterns!!"

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