punch

I want to, but I'm having trouble finding your establishment's fart box.

[via The Chive]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Plus Size Model (above)
• A street performer punched a heckler
• Some kid threw chopsticks through a bowl
• A lady and a baby were flexible
• We watched a brain freeze competition in this week's Video Breakdown
• We discussed pubic hair with Mema
• A guy answered the question, "What's Your Name?"
• And Daniel started new petitions to the President.

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Street Performer Punch (above)
• Chopstick Skills
• Woman vs Rock Crawler
• Tree Killer
• Flexible Lady
• Pooping a Baby
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Brain Freeze
• Web Redemption raw clip: Plus Size Model
• Car Charge
• What's Your Name

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Skateboard Poop (above)
• Punch Punch Kick
• Dead Fish in Leg
• Towel Bat Fail
• Foreign Water Skiing
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Goose Attacks Man
• Hockey Coach Trips Kid
• Web Redemption raw clip: Juggalo Rapper Kid
• It Hurts!
• I'm a Ghost (open house)

That's it. There's just the one step. But it feels pretty good.

[via i-a-b]

Two weeks ago, I agreed to show a Fan Favorite of Daniel getting hit in the nuts with a bowling ball because I had yet to receive my Christmas bonus.

Well, you'll be happy to know I have since gotten that bonus — and it was generous!

But come on… Who doesn't like seeing their boss get punched in the face?  Especially when your boss is a hilarious comedian!

So here's my Christmas bonus to the fans: More of Daniel Tosh getting hurt!

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Alright, Desirae.  I'll show your video.  Because I sure as hell don't want to be punched in my butthole.

I've heard that once a butthole has been punched other men will refuse to eat poo poo out of it.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Today we are all this capybara. And Monday is the monkey.

Monday taunts us all weekend long. We just sit there and take it, knowing fully well that eventually it will get close enough to punch us in the face.

And after that, Monday will kick us in the eye. Then walk all over us on its way out.

"At least Monday didn't throw his poo," we'll say, staring at our cubicle wall.

[via Super Punch]

I think we can all agree this "really isn't that much funny."

Well, until that dude got punched in the face.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

ALL NEW EPISODES of Tosh.0 return in just 11 days!

Tune in May 17th at 10pm to see Daniel take a punch from Manny Pacquiao.

And watch Manny Pacquiao take on Shane Mosley from the MGM Grand in Las Vegas tomorrow, Saturday, May 7th. (Contact your local cable system to purchase the live telecast of the fight.)