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This happens to me all the time. I meet someone on the street and I want to punch them in the face.
So if I was a cop, and I had the authority to punch someone in the face, it would be like a goddamn Jean-Claude Van Damme movie whenever I walked down the road.
17-year-old girl. BAM! Pregnant mother. BANG! Crying school child. POW!
So don't hate on this cop. He's just doing what we all want to do… Punch a punk-ass high school broad in the face!
[via BuzzFeed]
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