Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Celebrities as fatties. If only they ate more than mixed greens.
- The Count and Elmo sing Holy Grail, which I would definitely see in concert.
- Black Guys With Puppies. Suddenly I'm turned on and want to adopt a dog.
- The #ballpit Vine meme is actually fucking hysterical. Carry on, whippersnappers.
- "Take a shit on my face" is a totally normal thing to request on Craigslist.
- 25 greatest pool fails of all time. Somebody try to top 'em before summer's over!
- Throwing spiders on people prank could also be called Girls Flipping Their Shit.
- Tara Reid is confused about whale sharks. I'm confused about why people are still talking to Tara Reid.
- 57 pictures of girls' butts. Makes me wonder what Sisqo's up to these days.
- And 15 disturbing drawings by kids. Parenting at its finest.
[stills via I am Bored]