puppies

Smells better than 99% of air fresheners.

[via Izismile]

The Little Dog That Pooped Puppies was one of my favorite books growing up!

If they'd only make a children's book out of this.

[via The Chive]

Yep, a dog paddling in the air. But I love it.

Not sure if the hysterical laughter makes this video better, worse, or way worse.

via reddit

Dear Creatures is selling a Blog Writer Dress for those of us who prefer not to work naked:

"As a full-time blog writer, you know that there?s no reason to sacrifice ease in the name of style when you?re swanning around for hours�pantsless with your laptop in tow… Transition from typing at home to meeting up with your readers for cupcakes by adding a fitted blazer."

I like that it looks somewhat like a hospital gown. That way, when endless days of puke, porn, and puppies finally drive us mad, we'll already feel comfortable in our insane asylum apparel.

I'll transition from my hospital bed to my padded cell by adding a fitted straight jacket.

In the meantime, who wants cupcakes?

[via The DW]

Last Friday, we showed you "Corgis Run On Treadmill" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Corgis Run On Treadmill."� The video is too cute and the name ain't funny.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote was Paul in one of our closest polls ever — decided by just 8 votes.� His title of "That ocean must not have jacked off in a while" just edged out "It was cool… until the rainbow showed up… then it was gay."� Congrats, Paul!� Feel free to celebrate by pleasuring yourself!

Quiet, bitches!!

I don't care how cute any of you are, I can't get you tickets to the Tosh Tour Twenty Ten.

Now, cute young women on the other hand, I would make some phone calls for.� I'm really just sick of taking puppies as dates to comedy shows.

[via Today's Big Thing]

A woman in Bismark, North Dakota wired $850 to a man to get two Yorkshire terrier puppies from a missionary named ?Jack Frazier Sneed? in Nigeria. Ironically, she initially found the classified ad in the same newspaper that wrote the article about the dilemma (they made it very clear how email-oriented the scam was).

"I didn't think they'd use puppies," she said.

Speaking of Nigerians, I just got this email from one and this might be my last blog post since it turns out that I?ve inherited a sum of US $ 95 million from a prince in Angola. So, things are going pretty well for me.