purse

Hopefully no one steals her one-of-a-kind Louis! It's irreplaceable (because she lost her pen).

[via izismile]

It's not a purse dammit! It's a European shoulder pig.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Aaron Meadows.

To see other top captions, check out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Do you want a stool thrown at your head? Do you want to be beaten with a chair? How about five chairs? What about a dresser? Do you want a dresser hurled at you?

No? Okay then. Don't steal a purse in China. Because mobs form easily there. And apparently those mobs have furniture.

[via College Humor]