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Quiet, she still doesn't see you. Take her out on my signal.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

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Oooh you meant blend in with the people, not with like, trees and shit.

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"Yes, sir, this is the real life.  And we are currently filming a video confirmation of that fact."

(Note: If the video doesn't start at the 3:30 mark, jump ahead to the 3:30 mark.)

[via The High Definite]

Alright, yeah, sure… But does he have AIDS???

[via The High Definite]

That was easy as shit.  Let's see if this kid can handle Freddie's part in "Under Pressure."  That's the karaoke killer.

[via Nothing To Do With Arbroath]

Haha. Silly President. Look at him speaking over the national anthem. And touching his glass before the Queen. What a doofus. We all knew not to do that.

It's like, learn your manners, you crazy American!

What is this, a luau? I don't think so! This is England. You don't just say nice words about a woman in front of a crowd whenever you want!

You can take the guy out of Hawaii but you can't take the Hawaii out of the guy.

[via Dlisted]

In what can only be described as TMZ's finest reporting hour, they've brought news that Queen Elizabeth II's panties are up for sale.

Whadaya got for me?

Some weirdo has kept the Queen's underwear for 40 years and now they're being auctioned off.

Great. Get a pic. Lay them out on that crunchy paper they use at doctor's offices.

The estate is looking to get $9,000 for the royal skivvies. Oh, fame.

We commoners can only hope that one day we'll be important enough to sell our used underwear.

[via TMZ]

I don't know what the implications of this are supposed to be…  Is that guy really homeless?  Is this just a public service announcement using an actor?  Why are Freddie Mercury and David Bowie both Kermit??

Still, I doubt you'll ever find a better video rendition of two Kermit the Frogs lip-dubbing the song "Under Pressure" by Queen and David Bowie all shot in one take.  I mean, now that Jim Henson is dead.

[via The Daily What]

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Kelsie, I gotta tell you…

I don't doubt you one bit.

Earlier in the year, Microsoft came out with a program called SongSmithwhich automatically adds background music to human singing. So, a solo singer in the elementary school play needn?t have the lame-o accompaniment of the music teacher on a piano anymore. Computers can automate that menial task with MIDI sounds instead! A stable version of the software came out this month.

Screw auto-tuning your voice ? just auto-tune the music in the background to match whatever horrible pitch you happen to spew out. I can?t wait till the day I see text at the beginning of a music video that credits Microsoft as a producer.

I was recently turned on to SongSmith because it made this Soulja Boy song tolerable. Another truly staggering application ?- SongSmith can take great music and make it even better. Check out a few more mash-ups after the jump.

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