Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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No one should put pen-like objects near your genitals? Isn't that the entire point of a vagina?
Also, shout out to the only legitimate member of the PEN15 club.
[via The Chive]
Hard to argue with that logic.
And to get millimeters, you just add a "milli". Hit me again.
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I haven't read any of the Harry Potter books or seen any of the movies and I still know the answer is his penis.
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We see countless irrelevant comments. Our favorite this week came from Adam Rakich in response to a promo for new episodes of Tosh.0.
I'm assuming Adam actually wants an answer seeing how his comment is apropos of nothing. (Quick! Look up the word apropos. You back? Okay.)
Well, Adam. I'll answer your question with a question:
Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?
Q Sorry. Follow up question. Did I mention that both times he was masturbating to the photo of you in the Ask Emma section of the newspaper? I probably should have mentioned that. It's extremely relevant to my question.
[via Skull Swap]
Oh come on, SAT Prep book! You're going to have Jake buying a dress??
This is clearly pantsuit weather. Plus it's more flattering. There's no way he's pulling off a dress with those legs.
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