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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 7, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0…

ew

Only if you're a #pussy.

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Damn, Jeopardy. Damn.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 14, 2013 at 4:00PM

Alex Trebek is kind of turning into a bitch in his old age, no?

[via Buzzfeed]

Sorry My Friends Keep Texting You…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 7, 2013 at 12:00PM

Fact: hamsters are incapable of lying.

[via Failblog]

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Just Your Standard Question

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 9, 2012 at 5:00PM

No one should put pen-like objects near your genitals? Isn't that the entire point of a vagina?

Also, shout out to the only legitimate member of the PEN15 club.

[via The Chive]

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Simple Math

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 30, 2012 at 5:00PM

Hard to argue with that logic.

And to get millimeters, you just add a "milli". Hit me again.

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Talk About a Trick Question

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 9, 2011 at 11:00AM

I haven't read any of the Harry Potter books or seen any of the movies and I still know the answer is his penis.

[via Reddit]

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Irrelevant Comment of the Week

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 12, 2011 at 7:00PM

We see countless irrelevant comments. Our favorite this week came from Adam Rakich in response to a promo for new episodes of Tosh.0.

I'm assuming Adam actually wants an answer seeing how his comment is apropos of nothing. (Quick! Look up the word apropos. You back? Okay.)

Well, Adam. I'll answer your question with a question:

Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?

A Simple Answer to a Silly Question

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 10, 2011 at 10:00AM

Q Sorry.  Follow up question.  Did I mention that both times he was masturbating to the photo of you in the Ask Emma section of the newspaper?  I probably should have mentioned that.  It's extremely relevant to my question.

[via Skull Swap]

How Would You Make Melbourne A Better Place?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 19, 2011 at 5:00PM

The answer is always more magnets.

[via TheHD]

The Alternative Lifestyles of SAT Prep Questions

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 15, 2011 at 2:00PM

Oh come on, SAT Prep book!  You're going to have Jake buying a dress??

This is clearly pantsuit weather.  Plus it's more flattering.  There's no way he's pulling off a dress with those legs.

[via EPICponyz]

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