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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

You should hear her quote Sex and the City.

I'd make out with anyone who thinks I'm the hottest one at a party.

As the great and powerful Daniel Tosh once said, "There isn't a girl in here that wouldn't like to go home tonight with a blue ribbon on."

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She has a dream. And it involves pasta carbonara.

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Do they?

Also, that's the largest amount of time any adult should devote to "Tooth Fairy".

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Alan Ko: Voted Most Likely To Sauté His Classmates

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"Thought my neighbor's obese husband was laughing really hard at Roseanne reruns." -Donkey

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"Then if the painting doesn't sell again, I add a cat riding chandelier. And if the painting still doesn't sell, I give the cats handlebar mustaches. And that usually does the trick."

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I have a dream that one day a white kid will attribute a quote to me in his senior yearbook. And the quote will be about tacos.

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Everybody get off her pet peeves! You're squishing him!

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It's even more badass when you see Chewbacca's yearbook quote:

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