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Wake me when they get to the swimsuit competition.

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• 30 high school kids suspended because of twerk video. But the internet made them do it!
• You can't name your baby Anal anymore. Yeah I know. It sucks.
• Some chick took boobie pics during the A's game, marking the first interesting thing to happen at a baseball game.
• Here's Vanilla Ice as Captain Hook… HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THIS.
• Amanda Bynes is playing Strip Twitter with herself lately. Cool fishnets.
• The worst children's toys ever made, besides My First Rifle (too soon?)
• Nipples! Because I've given you enough butts lately.
• Sex toy races are all the rage in Vegas. I hope they treat them humanely.
• Someone's looking for a nudist roommate. If you wanna jack off together that's cool too.
• And for you crazy cats out there, here's 80's Don Draper's Twitter account. Yes.

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I wouldn't barf if I were you, dude. That's just more sauce to deal with.

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That's our landlord and yes he just came.

[via The Chive]

And I wanna be like, "Gram it's 2013! I have chestnut friends, peach friends… even a couple cinnamon friends!"

[via Uber Humor]

I'd wear my stereotype as a hat too. But I can't find one made of large noses and money.

[via Izismile]

How bad can racial profiling be if you get a free tiara?

[via Izismile]

Weirdest Dentyne Ice ad ever.

[via Izismile]

Mommy fucked an alien. Deal with it.

[via Cherryplucker]

You're sitting in Starbucks on your laptop. I think you scare black people.

[via Poorly Dressed]