New Every Tuesday

Vote Now

Catch Tosh on Tour

Portable Potty

WATCH FULL EPISODES
CAPTION CHALLENGE

Watch three different full episodes every Tuesday.

Has Daniel made it? You Decide!

See Daniel doing stand-up live on tour and be forever changed. Buy tickets now!

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke in the comments.

TOSH.0 BLOG Monday, May 20

My Grandma Hates When I Mix Them

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 12, 2013 at 10:00AM

peoplecolors

And I wanna be like, "Gram it's 2013! I have chestnut friends, peach friends… even a couple cinnamon friends!"

[via Uber Humor]

Last Halloween We Went As 'America'

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 9, 2013 at 1:00PM

arrest

I'm guessing he had an unregistered Supersoaker.

[via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

America

arrest

cop

criminal

kids

police

racism

racist

Pass The Salt, And A Separate But Equal Amount Of Black Pepper

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 3, 2013 at 3:00PM

whitepower

"Hey look, there's even a little gnome on the back!"

[via UberHumor]

Tags: 

egg

food

gnome

KKK

pepper

product

racism

racist

salt

shaker

Come On Now, Black Guy

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 22, 2013 at 11:00AM

I'd wear my stereotype as a hat too. But I can't find one made of large noses and money.

[via Izismile]

Tommy, You're Being Racist

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 26, 2013 at 5:00PM

Mommy fucked an alien. Deal with it.

[via Cherryplucker]

Uh, The Politically Correct Term Is 'Laptop Stand'

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 21, 2013 at 3:00PM

Also available: A separate but equal amount of White Kid's Computer Desks!

[via Imgur]

Move Over, Chinaman's Tavern

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 6, 2013 at 3:00PM

Come on in. We've got darts, pinball, and horrible racism.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

bar

nig

nig's

racism

racist

racist bar

swig

swig at nig's

Was That Really Necessary?

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 14, 2012 at 3:00PM

I watch nothing but porn, and this is still by far the most humiliating thing I've ever seen.

[via rrapacon]

Finally! A Restaurant Based On My Favorite Adult DVD

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 3, 2012 at 2:00PM

I recommend "Tyrone."

[via Izismile]

The Secret To My Racist-Looking Smile

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 30, 2012 at 1:00PM

If you think this is offensive, just wait 'til you see their dental floss! (It's a bucket of fried chicken.)

[via Izismile]

PREVIOUS 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

WHAT'S HOT

Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored

Posted: 03/12/13

Total Views: 187,351

Web Redemption - Fat Bottle Ninja

Posted: 03/12/13

Total Views: 106,495

30 For 30.0 - Nerf Hoops - Uncensored

Posted: 05/14/13

Total Views: 103,798

Monkey Workout - Uncensored

Posted: 03/12/13

Total Views: 99,234

I Did a Handrail

Posted: 04/30/13

Total Views: 96,312