Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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That's the last time he'll ever ask a black tattoo artist to tattoo a burning cross on his forehead.
[via Izismile]
Very informational. Now, do you guys have a list of all the things the president is allergic to? The terrorists are asking.
[via Deadspin]
Gong noises and a woman who speaks butchered English with a conical straw hat in a rice paddy field?
I think Pete SpendItNot is trying to tell us this is China.
What do you guys think? Is Pete racist or just really ignorant?
[via The Daily What]
"Additionally, Tyler Perry films seldom appear in Netflix queues among North American white women."
[via IAB]
"Well, sir, I hate to break it to you, but no, we don't sell white conical hats in the 'white power accessories' section. They're on the KKK aisle. Next to plumbing."
[via Pleated Jeans]
Minhee Cho's order from Papa John's came with more than their signature squirts-inducing garlic sauce.
Cho tweeted at her New York City Papa John's on Friday night after being handed a receipt calling her "lady chinky eyes".
?Hey @PapaJohns just FYI my name isn?t ?lady chinky eyes'."
Cho was quickly retweeted by hundreds of people resulting in Papa John's termination of the employee and an official apology from the company.
I'm waiting on Papa John's new ad campaign where they read her tweet aloud and then show their racist employees attempting to be less racist. "Oh yes we did… call her chinky eyes."
[via HuffPo]
There has been an explosion of Shit (Someone) Says videos online. Black girls, gay guys, single girls, everyone's been saying shit. But none of these parodies have been quite so perfect as Shit White Girls Say To Black Girls.
I personally have NEVER said any of these things because I don't have any black girl friends. But damn you white girls with black friends are racist.
The offices will also be closed in February to celebrate the guy who invented the slave bell and Black History Month.
[via reddit]
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