Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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"It's just a perm. Your hair will grow again. It's not like you're really black." -Supportive Mother/Horrible Human
Also, being black is the same as having the chicken pox.
Also also, what the fuck?!?
[via EIT]
The premise of the single-serving Tumblr site I'm Not Racist, But… is simple: "I search public Facebook posts for 'not racist but' and post examples of how not racist people are."
What you get is an archive of Facebook statuses like this:
Sad indeed. For more reasons than you realize.
Still, I'm not racist, but only a middle-class white dude would have enough free time to run this site.
[via TDW]
Yeah, there's no denying this one. Black Oreo Barbie is definitely racist.
Still sold better than the white Twinkies Barbie. No one likes those fucking things.
[via Eat Liver]
He breaks into houses and only works once a year. I could be talked into the idea. ?Something a racist person might say
That's a suspiciously good price for Kool-Aid. So, come on, someone could have just moved that sign there.
But I don't want to be racist about it. It could have been a black guy.
[via EPICponyz]
Today we look at TV Guide's interestingly worded description of an episode of the Oprah Winfrey Show.
And you decide:
Speaking of Oprah, the queen of talk sits down with Daniel in this week's episode. Tune in to see the juicy interview Tuesday at 10!
[via TheHD]
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