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"It's just a perm. Your hair will grow again. It's not like you're really black." -Supportive Mother/Horrible Human
Also, being black is the same as having the chicken pox.
Also also, what the fuck?!?
The premise of the single-serving Tumblr site I'm Not Racist, But… is simple: "I search public Facebook posts for 'not racist but' and post examples of how not racist people are."
What you get is an archive of Facebook statuses like this:
Sad indeed.† For more reasons than you realize.
Still, I'm not racist, but only a middle-class white dude would have enough free time to run this site.
Yeah, there's no denying this one. Black Oreo Barbie is definitely racist.
Still sold better than the white Twinkies Barbie. No one likes those fucking things.
[via Eat Liver]
He breaks into houses and only works once a year. I could be talked into the idea. ?Something a racist person might say
That's a suspiciously good price for Kool-Aid.† So, come on, someone could have just moved that sign there.
But I don't want to be racist about it.† It could have been a black guy.
Today we look at TV Guide's interestingly worded description of an episode of the Oprah Winfrey Show.
And you decide:
Speaking of Oprah, the queen of talk sits down with Daniel in this week's episode. Tune in to see the juicy interview Tuesday at 10!
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