Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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[via Buzzfeed]
Unfortunately, a suspenders tattoo won't prevent your pants from falling down, but it will prevent you from having sex with women who shave their armpits.
[via AmyOops]
One of the big things on the Internet this week was "Nyan Cat."
What is Nyan Cat? I'm not entirely sure. It appears to be a half-cat, half-toaster pastry that flies through space while shitting rainbows.
It's extremely annoying. In fact, I found myself wondering, Can anything be more annoying than watching this video?
Then I discovered the answer: Watching a bunch of these videos all at the same time.
After the jump, I've embedded seven more versions of the Nyan Cat video. CLICK HEREto see them all. Then start at the top, and one-by-one, press play all the way down…
Let's get this Friday started! Nyan Cat party up in here, bitches!
You can thank me when your coworkers kill you.
I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.
Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.
Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!
Redditor turkeywhistle "found this in my kid's bowling game."
No need for expensive gifts — your Christmas present for me this year can be explaining to me what is going on here.
Thank you.
[via Reddit]
Double Rainbow Guy has finally found out the answer to the question, "What does this mean?"
It means you don't need to get to the end of a double rainbow to collect its pot of gold.
The most recent pot (pun intended): An iPhone app that superimposes double rainbows onto all of your pictures. It's yours for just $1.
If Yosemite Bear keeps this up, he'll be able to afford kush for the rest of his life.
Ha, who am I kidding? He definitely grows his own.
[via Mashable]
Neil Patrick Harris can make them appear at will.
Take that Double Rainbow Guy!
Also please note: If the Internet didn't exist, not only would this photo be boring, it probably wouldn't even make any sense.
[via @ActuallyNPH via The Daily What]
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