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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

He Can't Spell But Dammit He's Smart

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 9, 2013 at 4:00PM

I'd be spending my gold coins on cheesy gordito crunches, anyway.

[via Ratsoff]

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The Holidays Are Gonna Be Faaaaaabulousssss!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 17, 2012 at 5:00PM

And while we're at it let's get Mary and Joseph to cop to it: Immaculate Conception? Come on, guys. Come on.

[via Buzzfeed]

Hey Dude, You Have Some Hipster Tattooed All Over Your Chest

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 29, 2012 at 12:00PM

Unfortunately, a suspenders tattoo won't prevent your pants from falling down, but it will prevent you from having sex with women who shave their armpits.

[via AmyOops]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 31, 2011 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Oh, yes. There are a lot of similarities between our show and Care Bears. Including, but not limited to, rainbows radiating from bodies.

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Nyan Cat Party!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 15, 2011 at 4:00PM

One of the big things on the Internet this week was "Nyan Cat."

What is Nyan Cat?  I'm not entirely sure.  It appears to be a half-cat, half-toaster pastry that flies through space while shitting rainbows.

It's extremely annoying.  In fact, I found myself wondering, Can anything be more annoying than watching this video?

Then I discovered the answer: Watching a bunch of these videos all at the same time.

After the jump, I've embedded seven more versions of the Nyan Cat video.  CLICK HEREto see them all.  Then start at the top, and one-by-one, press play all the way down…

Let's get this Friday started!  Nyan Cat party up in here, bitches!

You can thank me when your coworkers kill you.

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WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 25, 2011 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

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Thank You in Advance for Explaining This to Me

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 15, 2010 at 12:00PM

Redditor turkeywhistle "found this in my kid's bowling game."

No need for expensive gifts — your Christmas present for me this year can be explaining to me what is going on here.

Thank you.

[via Reddit]

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Double Rainbow iPhone App

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 22, 2010 at 11:00AM

Double Rainbow Guy has finally found out the answer to the question, "What does this mean?"

It means you don't need to get to the end of a double rainbow to collect its pot of gold.

The most recent pot (pun intended): An iPhone app that superimposes double rainbows onto all of your pictures.  It's yours for just $1.

If Yosemite Bear keeps this up, he'll be able to afford kush for the rest of his life.

Ha, who am I kidding?  He definitely grows his own.

[via Mashable]

Sometimes You Gotta Specify

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 25, 2010 at 11:00AM

I think we need this same disclaimer outside of the Tosh.0 offices.

Just to be clear, the Rainbow Ranch is in the gay ranch district, so clarification is actually very helpful for those who might be driving around.

[via TDW, via horklog]

The Truth About Double Rainbows

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 20, 2010 at 11:00AM

Neil Patrick Harris can make them appear at will.

Take that Double Rainbow Guy!

Also please note: If the Internet didn't exist, not only would this photo be boring, it probably wouldn't even make any sense.

[via @ActuallyNPH via The Daily What]

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