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You're telling me that pickup doesn't have nuts hanging off the back? Mind blown.

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Taxi Driver: "Well, we could use my mother's maiden name: Yurdickinmias."

NYC Taxi Commission: "Um, no, you know what, let's just stick with Ram Amandeep."

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Isn't browsing internet good enough on its own? Apparently, many Firefox users would disagree with me.

Firefox is known for its copious amount of add-ons that can enhance your browsing experience.  But if your idea of "enhancement" is loading up on 400 add-ons, you should consult one of your three dictionary toolbars to get a new definition of the word "enhance."  If you think slowing your browsing down to a stand-still is worth color-coding your browser tabs, you're nuts.

I'm game for a few tweaks, but if you're completely impeding my ability to look at web pages with sanity… then forget it. Beware of these ridiculous extensions that take add-on excess to a new level.

Add-On: Christian Anti-Porn

Description: "Flee sexual immorality (1Co 6:18). Christian Anti-Porn will filter links and alert the user if any porn websites are clicked. This will not block but warn every Christian that he is going to crucify Jesus Christ again if he proceeds to such websites."

Whoever developed this add-on has come across the ultimate anti-porn algorithm: God. I bet He'spretty mathematically sound.

When you visit a porn site, an alert window will "warn every Christian that he is going to crucify Jesus Christ again." That must be a pretty tough pill to swallow. In fact, those Christians will probably have to look at twice as much porn to keep it up after such a disturbing interruption.

See four more annoying add-ons after the jump… more...

Yesterday, Listverse came up with a list of "10 Mammals You Probably Didn?t Know Exist."

There are three ways of knowing that you're trying to draw traffic by ranking things: 1) You're so desperate for content that your lists contain qualifiers like "probably" in the title. 2) Your site is called "Listverse." 3) Your list of "10 Mammals You Probably Didn?t Know Exist" contains mammals that are currently in my backyard. Let's take a look.

You probably didn't know that this type of sheep existed because it only appears in the logo of every Dodge pick-up truck in the world. I think we should be much more concerned with this car company's extinction than the sheep's.

But I'll give them a break on this one. According to Wikipedia, they're also known as "mountain sheep," which sounds really obscure. Definitely not colloquial.

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I know this one. Gimme a sec… Chipmunk! No? Aw man, I always get chipmunks and squirrels confused.

I have lived in California for 4 years, but I am aware of the existence of "squirrels."

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This is called an armadillo. I saw one in a coloring book before I could talk.

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[via Neatorama]