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I ask you, what is the Internet for if not for guys who do Elmo doing Smeagol and Homer dressed as the Joker. Hmm?

Welp.

What do the commenters have to say?

I'm not sure if you've ever seen Tosh.0, mullenb2. But tonight's your chance to catch a brand new episode! It will be nothing like this.

[via Videogum]

Every week we see countless comments that have nothing to do with anything. Our favorite this week came from Huh? in response to the Christmas Lights Video Game.

This cheeseburger rant sounds like something Mark Zuckerberg would say stumbling into a McDonald's drunk at 3 am. If he was British. And he rambled in real life the way he did in the movie.

But woah. Stop talking about the burgers, Mark. And stop changing our profile layouts!

Anyway, if you have any irrelevant comments, leave them below.

Hammy-B.

Art doesn't need an explanation. Just ask Marina Abramovic, the performance artist who had a bunch of naked models stand around the MoMA in her latest show. (Still bummed I missed out on all that nudity, I mean, self-expression.)

Anyway, this is clearly art. So I'm not going to try to interpret what's going on here.

I will say, though, that you should return any Christmas present you might have already picked out for me. Because all I want it is a Bagger 288. (Or my own naked model. Either would be nice.)

[via It Makes No Sense]

Every week we see countless comments that have nothing to do with anything. Our favorite this week came from Elijah Currier in response to a funny autocorrect.

Elijah is either:

1. Quoting "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"

2. Emphatically naming his favorite song by The Ataris

3. Actually showing his support for San Dimas High School Football

Elijah is not:

1. Making a comment that's even remotely relevant to the post

2. Living in the 21st century

If you have any pointless comments please go ahead and leave them below. But at least be clear with the source of your irrelevance. We bloggers appreciate your cooperation!

Gooooo Wildcats!

Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from myles Adams in response to a post about a $15,000 gingerbread house.

Woah, myles. Trying to slip that one past me? Confuse me with what seems like jargon? Not today. I know David Bowie's entire line of work. You don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you?

If you have any irrelevant comments please go ahead and leave them below. We bloggers appreciate your cooperation!

See his pug-nose face… pug, pug, pug, pug. The little fat man with the pug-nosed face… Yeah! Pug, pug, pug, pug. Little fat man… pug-nosed face… pug, pug, pug, pug…

If this clip of the Trolololo Guy's comeback was an answer on Jeopardy, the question would be, 'What is the Internet?'

[via TBT]

Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from emophillips in response to a comment-worthy news story about Elmo.

Sometimes I just think you guys are messing with me.

Like, you see that I wrote a post and you know I choose the irrelevant comments. So you compose the most absurd grouping of words you can think of, knowing that I'll spend half an hour trying to decipher their meaning while wondering if I am just out of touch with eccentric comedians and their love of both toast and Greek philosophy.

Well, you got me this time, funny man.

If you have any irrelevant comments please go ahead and leave them below. We bloggers appreciate your cooperation!

My extension is 508 in case anyone is wondering.

Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from YEAHboyyyeee in response to the greatest divorce attorney ad ever.

Wow, YEAHboyyyeee. I don't even know what to say. This is a new level of irrelevance.

You can't go around stringing together meaningless words separated by random punctuation. No one will listen to you! (Unless you have a giant clock hanging around your neck. In which case, carry on, sir.)

If you have any irrelevant comments please go ahead and leave them below. Yeahhh boy we bloggers appreciate your cooperation!

I think the whole Santa Claus thing is a conspiracy.

Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from Jon Scott in response to the M. Night Shyamalan Twist Ending of the Week post.

Wow. You learn something new everyday.

If you ever need advice on anything, go to Dr. Scott for straightforward and enthusiastic, though possibly unrelated, counsel. (I'm assuming John's a doctor because he knows more about the workings of the human body than any layperson should.)

If you have any irrelevant comments please go ahead and leave them below. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.

Hopefully they're serving food for lunch!

Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from Hardys in response to the Twispers post.

Well, Hardys. I just don't know what to say. Besides this…

Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
Red, gold, and green. Red, gold, and green

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go

If you have any irrelevant comments please go ahead and leave them below. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.

Loud noises!