rant

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Virgin Trampoline Jumper (above)
• A guy shot himself in the balls
• Someone's nasal pores exploded
• We watched a black kick fight in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel showed us some highlights from a redneck rant
• And Daniel got the Bad Lip Reading treatment.

Daniel had a lot more to say to the managers of local restaurants.

Watch the full version of "May I Please Speak to a Manager?" above.

Well thank you for noticing, Steven 'Voodoo' Powell.  I am upset.

So before we get to Daniel's video, let me tell you what I hate about Fan Favorites…

• I hate that I'm forced to write these posts
• I hate comments that don't even bother suggesting a video
• I hate how every week someone suggests the Kid Car Breakdown
• I hate Carly.  She has never once offered to write this post for me.
• I hate people who call me "Daniel" in the comments.  Do I look like Daniel?
• I hate that alcohol has so damaged my memory that every week I have to look at all the previous weeks' Fan Favorites to make sure I'm not repeating myself
• I hate how Steven 'Voodoo' Powell is the only person to recognize my cries for help
• I hate that these posts are never funny
• I hate that probably none of you give a shit what I hate

There.  I don't feel any better.  I hate that.

Enjoy Daniel's "I Hate" video!  And please…

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

This very NSFW rant has been a huge viral sensation since hitting the web yesterday.

Good to see Tracy Morgan back on his feet and finding work in a new industry.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

Charlie Sheen isn't the only insane person in Hollywood. So don't let his media shit show make you forget the crazies that came before him.

This video also serves as next year's Oscar's In Memoriam.

Just kidding. Gary Busey will never die.

[via FilmDrunk]

Every week we see countless comments that have nothing to do with anything. Our favorite this week came from Huh? in response to the Christmas Lights Video Game.

This cheeseburger rant sounds like something Mark Zuckerberg would say stumbling into a McDonald's drunk at 3 am. If he was British. And he rambled in real life the way he did in the movie.

But woah. Stop talking about the burgers, Mark. And stop changing our profile layouts!

Anyway, if you have any irrelevant comments, leave them below.

Hammy-B.

This is the poster for Mel Gibson's new movie The Beaver. Reportedly, the film's release date has been postponed multiple times.

The poster looks good. It could use a tagline.

I'd go with something like: Mel Gibson will address your beaver. All he asks is that you do the same.

May as well tie in the rant and sell a few more movie tickets.

[via Dlisted, Coming Soon]

Daniel does his best Simon impression by giving a brutally honest review of "American Idol".

Did you miss the American Idol Girls' Web Redemption? Check it out here!

I didn't.

You see, having never watched Lost, that is currently 105 hours of my life I have that others do not.

You know what I've done with those 105 hours?

Sorted my CD collection.  I can find my original compact disc pressing of The Edgar Winter Group's 1972 classic They Only Come Out At Night featuring the monster rock hits "Free Ride" and "Frankenstein" in under 30 seconds.  If we ever enter an oddly variegated post-apocalyptic society where iTunes has been wiped off the face of the planet, but CD players are still functional, I'll be in great shape.

But from what I've gathered Lost is a show about people who are lost on an island after a plane crash where they think all has been lost but what is lost upon them is that there are many strange factors that are out of their control and we're not really sure how lost they actually are.

Basically, it's the story of television executives who discovered you can make a fortune by dragging people along with loose ends you haven't put any thought into how to tie up.

And people on the Internet love it!  Probably because the Internet is sucker central.  Why do you think all the Nigerian scam artists advertise there?

Alright, let the backlash about how I am an idiot because Lost is awesome begin.

[image via The Daily What, rant via my brain]