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Reading is going to be tough now that this video made my eyes melt.

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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

Watch out, Macklemore. This cat didn't get his button downs from a thrift shop, ya heard?

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The best Lion King rap ever. Rafiki be smokin' that weed and shit.
• A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead. Zombies say the darnest things!
• A hot teacher was banging a 10th grader and got caught because she acted like a 10th grader
• Here's footage of Reese Witherspoon's arrest. 'Murica.
• This little boy fighting a couch is pure gold. That'll teach it not to eat the remote!
• Bad girls bend at the waist. Regular girls do too, if we're being anatomically correct here.
• Guy thinks he has a runny nose for a year. NOPE YOUR BRAIN'S LEAKING.
• She takes pictures with every celebrity. Also, refuses to change hairstyles.
• 25 awkward moments in handshake history. Thank god I just wink at people.
• And let's check in on Amanda Bynes. Guys she's not crazy. That's just how she works out.

[photo via Daily of the Day]

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

A tripod to shoot this?? The only tripod around here is the one he's rocking in his pants IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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Is it just me or is this shit getting REALLY good? "Why is it that the good die young and the bad die old?" Jesus Christ that's deep.

For something more whimsical please enjoy Me and Daniel Tosh. I recommend watching it 3-5 times in a row.

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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's CeWEBrity Profile was The Illusion (above)
• We got to see some amazing girl stains
• A guy escaped custody in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel battled an anti-gay forest rap
• Everyone was uncomfortable during Todd Glass' Awful Prank Show
• And Daniel set the Twitter parody accounts straight.

Pretty sure this guy has HPV, because his rhymes are SICK. (Not really, he's mediocre at best.)

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"When he saw an iPhone? Yeah he was shocked. Just stared at it- didn't even blink."

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Froggy Fresh, aka The Artist Formerly Known As Krispy Kreme, is back.

And if he keeps swaggin' this hard, one day he really will have 400 houses and 400 mouses.

Maybe he'll even call them "mice".

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I'm writing a rebuttal video. It's called "Seriously Though, You Should Change."

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