rape

"Don't worry.  It's only called that because our prices are so high."

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Would you like some freshly ground pepper on your gnawed-off dick?

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It's like no matter what part of my body is hurting, Frosty always suggests we ice it.

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What about watching "Elf" and having an orgy?

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"Okay, guys, that's the lesson, you can't go crazy with these things."

Is that the lesson? Or is the lesson that being kidnapped by dudes with really skinny legs is super fun even though you may lose your hat and/or shoe.

And/or virginity.

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3. Grassroots Efforts Afoot To Move "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" To Pakistan

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Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel tries to get Antoine Dodson to tell him where exactly he should hide his wife, hide his kids and hide his husband in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

Daniel and Antoine Dodson make it safe to unhide yo kids and yo wife.

Antoine Dodson is on the SEASON PREMIERE OF TOSH.0 TOMORROW AT 10PM on Comedy Central.

Run and tell that. Homeboy.

You may have thought you had everything you needed for Christmas this year, but Lopez Tonight felt otherwise.  So last night they had Antoine Dodson perform a Christmas version of the "Bed Intruder Song" called "Chimney Intruder."

Apparently, what's really getting raped up in here is the meaning of Christmas.

Seeing "Chimney Intruder" makes me think Dodson might be in need of a Web Redemption… and luckily he's getting one when Tosh.0 returns on Tuesday, January 11th!

I have a suggested "Extended Interview" question for Mr. Dodson: "Why??????"

[via The Daily What]