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You May Want to Avoid That Store

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 11, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Don't worry.  It's only called that because our prices are so high."

[via I Am Bored]

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Rape Prevention Is A Lot Like Preparing A Salad

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 3, 2012 at 10:00AM

Would you like some freshly ground pepper on your gnawed-off dick?

[via Everything Is Terrible]

Frosty's Pain Relief

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 1, 2011 at 10:00AM

It's like no matter what part of my body is hurting, Frosty always suggests we ice it.

[via IHC]

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The Epitome Of Fun

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 4, 2011 at 2:00PM

What about watching "Elf" and having an orgy?

[via Pleated Jeans]

This Halloween Costume Is Dangerously Good

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 25, 2011 at 5:00PM

"Okay, guys, that's the lesson, you can't go crazy with these things."

Is that the lesson? Or is the lesson that being kidnapped by dudes with really skinny legs is super fun even though you may lose your hat and/or shoe.

And/or virginity.

[via Videogum]

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