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I don't think Raffi is actually dead. But if he were, he'd be rolling over in his grave (down by the bay, where the watermelons grow).
[via Perez Hilton]
Last Friday, we showed you "Street Surfer Skids Into Building" and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.
I think I'll head over to Burger King.
Their employees are more into consensual sex!
[via Unique Daily]
Kristen Stewart is not smiling after having to apologize for comments she made regarding the paparazzi. According to People, Kristen compared photos of herself to images of women being raped.
Of course, rape victims' groups were very upset by this and the backlash has been harsh. Kristen tried to remedy the situation by saying, "People thinking that I'm insensitive about this subject rips my guts out. I made a big mistake."
Geez, girl. Watch your hyperboles. Now you've gone and offended the gutted community!
Next she'll have to issue an apology for that statement by saying that she feels so embarrassed she could "crawl into a hole and die". Then anyone who has ever crawled into a hole and died will be criticizing her word choice. And the cycle will just continue like that until she finally bites her lip, I mean, tongue.
[via People]
What's that? You want more rape humor??
Of course you do, you sick bastards.
Usually, I try to put things in context for you, but I'm not quite sure where or by whom this snapshot was taken. It was tweeted by a woman named Michele Boyd.
"Perhaps that is not the best place for that chair," she quips.
Who cares about the chair? I'm more concerned about the guy who edited that banner. He forgot to capitalize "Rapes". What an egregious error!
[via BuzzFeed]
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