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I have the same thing on my hands! Except instead of "boob" they say "Snickers Bar".

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"Don't go here. The broiled crab cakes are really good." -Dan B.

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I'm just gonna CliffsNotes it.

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Either the sun is really working or the book is. Because that girl was white when she got here.

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Bingo.

Some of these are spot on. But I never realized how much Al Pacino sounded like the Cookie Monster.

You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my cookies!!! OM NOM NOM NOM!

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"Look at that bench!  Seems like it would be a comfy place to sit and read a book.  If only I was able to read…"

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

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It was entertaining when Samuel L. Jackson read it. But it was way better when Kerrington's grandma read it. Which makes me think she should take a shot at some of Samuel's other work.

"I had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane. Oooooh, that's so bad! That's not good. I don't like this movie."

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Audible.com just released an audiobook version of Adam Mansbach?s Go The F**k To Sleep, read by Samuel L. Jackson, and you can download it for free!

Author Adam Mansbach?s profane book captures the tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night.

However, the site warns that: "Due to its explicit language, you probably should not play it for your children."

I have had it with these motherfucking children's books I can't play for my motherfucking kid.

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Megan!  Don't worry!

You're still about two weeks from new episodes of Tosh.0.  That means you've been in a nine week drought without any fresh 'sodes.

That's why the blog is here.  To provide you with a never ending stream of Tosh.0 related content.  You're a junkie: We give you your fix.

Now you owe us $10,000 or we're going to have to break your thumbs.  Seriously, don't mess with us.  We know how to bust some skulls: We're bloggers.