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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

Chicken Sandwiches with a Side of Racism

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 13, 2011 at 4:00PM

Chick-fil-A is in trouble after a cashier at an Orange County location of the restaurant entered the names of two Asian customers as "Ching" and "Chong."

The company quickly released an apology:

"Please understand and accept our confirmation that the inappropriate, and unthinking behavior of a young team member at one of our restaurants does not support any claim or even suggestion of racism at our restaurant."

But is that enough?  I'm not sure.

Here's what I'm thinking: For one day, let's let employees at Panda Express be as racist as they want to white people.

"Here's your order of General Tso's, Mark Smith!  Ahahahaha!"

[via TDW]

Get A Bad Holiday Gift?

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | December 28, 2009 at 9:00AM

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Get a bad holiday gift?

No need to worry. There's a website out there for you. Why? Because it's the world wide web, that's why.

*Sigh.* I feel like I say that everyday at this job. (Because I do).

Anyway, this idea's kind of entertaining — you go this site, Badgiftemporium.com, post what you've got to pawn off (like the Mexican jumping beans above), and a buyer finds you.

It's kind of like eBay. Except, well, there is no "except." You can probably find all these awful gifts on eBay too. Ah, well. Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

Especially when it's ironic, right? Check it out, it looks just like Urban Outfitters!

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