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What woman doesn't love the smell of leather?

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It's important to wear colors that compliment your skin tone.

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Their signature item is the Large Mac.

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"More emphysema." -His vocal coach

And yes, this happened on the same day that DMX tried to work a computer.

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She's being interviewed about what it's like to blow Ronald McDonald.

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The best kind of cards, are index cards.

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He's gonna get so much more ass than the dudes wearing fedoras.

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Problem is, while he was making this cute costume, a real man was banging his girlfriend.

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This is great for in the sack.  While she goes down on you, Elmo can play with your nipples.

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Country superstar Toby Keith's new video is for a song called "Red Solo Cup."  And it's exactly what you think it is: a drinking song dedicated to the kegger mainstay.

But where are the blue and white cups, Toby?  I thought you were patriotic!  You goin' commie red on us now??

Turns out when it comes to his cup color, Keith's a real turncoat.  I bet it's filled with Heineken.

Regardless, if you're in college, prepare yourself for hearing a lot of Toby Keith this semester.  Not sure if it's a step up or a step down from Foster the People.

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