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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

Probably Time To Go Inside

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 12, 2013 at 4:00PM

badtan

What woman doesn't love the smell of leather?

[via Acid Cow]

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Do You Burn Easily?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 21, 2013 at 2:00PM

It's important to wear colors that compliment your skin tone.

[via Izismile]

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This Is Totally Legal, Right?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 19, 2012 at 11:00AM

Their signature item is the Large Mac.

[via I am Bored]

I REALLY Want This To Be DMX's Next Single

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 4, 2012 at 2:00PM

"More emphysema." -His vocal coach

And yes, this happened on the same day that DMX tried to work a computer.

[via Stuff I Stole From The Internet]

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Out Of Context Photo Of The Day

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 5, 2012 at 2:00PM

She's being interviewed about what it's like to blow Ronald McDonald.

[via Izismile]

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Who Says Romance Is Dead?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 13, 2012 at 5:00PM

The best kind of cards, are index cards.

[via Imgur]

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This One Time At Band Camp..

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 13, 2012 at 10:00AM

He's gonna get so much more ass than the dudes wearing fedoras.

[via The Chive]

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A Fun Game

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 23, 2012 at 1:00PM

Problem is, while he was making this cute costume, a real man was banging his girlfriend.

[via Reddit]

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I Think She Likes Elmo

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 9, 2012 at 10:00AM

This is great for in the sack.  While she goes down on you, Elmo can play with your nipples.

[via IAB]

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An Ode to Red Plastic Cups

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 12, 2011 at 4:00PM

Country superstar Toby Keith's new video is for a song called "Red Solo Cup."  And it's exactly what you think it is: a drinking song dedicated to the kegger mainstay.

But where are the blue and white cups, Toby?  I thought you were patriotic!  You goin' commie red on us now??

Turns out when it comes to his cup color, Keith's a real turncoat.  I bet it's filled with Heineken.

Regardless, if you're in college, prepare yourself for hearing a lot of Toby Keith this semester.  Not sure if it's a step up or a step down from Foster the People.

[via The Daily What]

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