red cups

If you're going to marry your cousin, you should do it in style.

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Lame.  When I was a kid, we didn't need games to get drunk.

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"If the city doesn't want us to drink from open containers, why do they have a football team?"

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Country superstar Toby Keith's new video is for a song called "Red Solo Cup."  And it's exactly what you think it is: a drinking song dedicated to the kegger mainstay.

But where are the blue and white cups, Toby?  I thought you were patriotic!  You goin' commie red on us now??

Turns out when it comes to his cup color, Keith's a real turncoat.  I bet it's filled with Heineken.

Regardless, if you're in college, prepare yourself for hearing a lot of Toby Keith this semester.  Not sure if it's a step up or a step down from Foster the People.

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I've slashed nearly $4.79 from our beer pong budget.

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