redneck

HOW FUNNY is murder. The funniest.

[via Barstool]

This guy's priorities: 1. Beer 2. Beer 3. Beer 4. Beer 5. Wearing an entire shirt.

[via Izismile]

"I told you, Timmy: wishing for a better life only makes the bag feel tighter."

[via Acid Cow]

It's a long trip though. Gotta fill up on deer jerky.

[via Failblog]

I'm not sure what, but something about your truck makes me want to be a proctologist.

[via I Am Bored]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Virgin Trampoline Jumper (above)
• A guy shot himself in the balls
• Someone's nasal pores exploded
• We watched a black kick fight in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel showed us some highlights from a redneck rant
• And Daniel got the Bad Lip Reading treatment.

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Taxi Dave (above)
• A turtle fell over
• We checked out some eyeball snot
• A kid got cocky with his pogo stick show and tell
• We put 20 seconds on the clock for a stretcher fail
• A redneck made a bonfire in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel showed us his favorite Subreddits
• And Daniel had Thanksgiving dinner with his fans.

It's no more disturbing than his, "Work is for those to dumb to fish!!" bumper sticker.

[via Izismile]

She lost her hair during chemo.

[via I am Bored]

This little piggy should have stayed home.

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