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Usher could certainly record Horny Hobbit. That is, if Christina Aguilera hasn't beat him to the punch. Heyo!

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Santa would help, but he's the one holding the camera. (And jerking off.)

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It's a long trip though. Gotta fill up on deer jerky.

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"More emphysema." -His vocal coach

And yes, this happened on the same day that DMX tried to work a computer.

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On Election Day, I will be voting for this kid.

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On the bright side, those mugshots will make adorable Christmas cards.

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You mess with Rudolph. You mess with Santa.

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Jamie Hyneman on this year's Mythbuster's Christmas Special.

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But this is the South. So Grandma got her revenge and we all had venison steak for dinner!

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"SeaWorld's a bitch.  My plan: get a gig on Santa's sleigh.
With that job, you only work one day a year."

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